Bartools Podcast

Season 3 Finale! ...

Thomas had a house from... Alabama, and we talk about road trips and RVs to Lord Of The Rings, and what an Old Fashioned really is. ...

Tonight we got a topic question from one of Frasier's Co-worker's and not only is it funny, but it actually made us think (If you can believe that) Join in and debate with us and let us know what you ...

Today Frasier goes on a 20 minute rant about his latest music gig that was terribly promoted, and he also forgot what this episode was called, but he remembered it involved bleach! You know the drill....

Frasier is cranky, Max has a new girl (with some serious questions) and everyone had a good time! ...

Tonight we went in to WING IT! With no topic what so ever... And we wound up talking about drugs.  ...

Tonight we had no topic, again. So Frasier poses one of the weirdest questions ever, and we debate it. Why? Because one of his co workers asked first, and this was a problem that needed solving! We're...

Tonight we have a topic! Aaannnndddd instead we talk about Max's latest, unfortunate run in with a crazy female. Because the list of crazy people Max has dealt with in his life is an ever growing list...

Today Max invited his best friend Steven on... and shocker... He was drunk. Like... Full blown HAMMERED ...

In this episode we have our old friend BLAKE back! And he no longer has the shittiest job in the world, now he's just... Playing with wood. ...

As we return this week we ask the question "What was the most embarrassing attempt at flirting that you have ever tried OR seen someone try?" Grab a beer for more humiliation!   ...

Today we talk about our nether - regions and the stories that involve them. From the painful, to the embarrassing. We do this for you sick people ...

Today our episode is about the rules our bosses set for us... that WE NEVER FOLLOW! ...

Tonight we just went for it! No topic, no script, no ADHD. We just decided to wing it. And to be honest it starts weird, gets serious, then gets EVEN WEIRDER! ...

It's time for Pain Olymics part 2! Here's the deal. We look up the most fucked up stories we can find on the internet, and then we decide which one is the most fucked up! Buckle in kids... It's gonna ...

Tonight we ask the question "If you had to get a tattoo related to your job what would you get, and where?" and the episode turned into one of our favorites that we've ever recorded! ...

Today's podcast is all about the time we had to "McGiver" something (Odd that words is now a verb) and do we stay on topic? NOT A CHANCE! ...

Today's episode is all about REVENGE! And us telling stories of when we got the last laugh! ...

Today we talk about some of the best pranks we've ever pulled on people! Again. For the 3rd time. Grab a beer. This'll be fun ...

Tonight the original topic was "What Perks Do You Have of Working at Your Job" and it quickly fell apart. Put on your Tin Foil Hats guys! We're ready for blast off! ...

First we'd like to apologize for some of the technical difficulties. We don't know why the recording is skipping at the end of the episode, but it is. This week we talk about "How to Survive the Weath...

ITS EPISODE 69! This week we go back to the potty talk to ask "When did you gamble, and LOSE" And let me tell you... It's a crap shoot. ...

Today we discuss one of the scariest questions we've ever asked.... "What happened in the bathroom?" Enter If You dare ...

Today's topic: PORTA POTTY ETTIQUITE. The do's and don'ts of the sacred blue lagoon, the porta john, the honey bucket, the office.  ...

Today we talk about how we KNOW that one guy lied on his resume. And it didn't take rocket science to figure it out. ...

Tonight we ask "What gets you through your work day" and the guys try their hardest to make Frasier's job of editing the podcast as hard as possible. Screw you guys I need a drink this time ...

Today on this 3 ring circus of a podcast we talk about how we screwed over the next poor bastard that had to work on our projects! We also talk about HOT PLATING and SNOWBALLING from the Urban Diction...

Today we discuss how (OUTSIDE OF PORN) Hollywood, movies, and TV have misrepresented our respective trades. But we still talk about porn... ...

Tonight we talk about how television totally gave normal people the wrong idea about each of our trades. Not all plumbers have plumber's crack, not all mechanics are scumbags, and not all bus drivers ...

Well after being gone for 4 months we are finally back, and ready to explain ourselves!  Grab a beer, and some tissues, and find out where we went ...

Here it is ladies and gentlemen! The long awaited Hangover Episode!  ...

First off we apologize for the 20 minute rant about politics (mostly guns) that starts after we give Trevor some good old fashioned, well, fashion tips! Then we talk about Jobsite terminology. Words t...

Today we're talking about the worst screw up we've ever discovered on a jobsite. Where we shoed up ready to work, and someone screw up so bad that they made our lives harder! We are also officially jo...

Today we are talking about our pet peeves! The crap on the job that drives us NUTS! (It's not a long drive for any of us) Grab a beer and lose your mind with us! ...

Today on the podcast we talk with our friends Matt and Aaron, who are HUGE movie buffs and critics, to discuss movies. OK mostly just the Zack Snyder version of Justice League and the story behind it....

Today we get to talk all about TOOLS! And no... Not ourselves. Tools we love, Tools we want, tools we can't believe exist! ...

Today we talk about all of our personal projects. From music, to gear, to computers, to cars (If you couldn't guess) ...

First off we apologize for the lower quality audio. We weren't paying attention and somehow accidentally recorded this with the Laptop mic instead of our incredibly expensive and shiny microphones. Be...

Today we roast our very own Gar-bear. And we really have a hard time coming up with ways to ruin his night... Until max brings up a fuse. That may OR MAY NOT have cost him almost 2,000 dollars! ...

Today we talk about why Frasier felt like he couldn't poop last week, and the waiter that sang the word "Smegma" to us Grab a beer and join the fun ...

Gary was missing, and it was supposed to be his roast night, we decided to pull a fast one and NOT roast him, and instead we're gonna roast him next week when he's actually here to face the music! Che...

Tonight Thomas' ass is on the line, and if you listen to this episode you'll know why! Please people, clean your toilets! Grab a drink and enjoy the fun! ...

Today kids... we roast our favorite bus driver, CODY! Come have a laugh and help us make fun of him! ...

Today we take the time to take our anger out on the Hot Topic Fuck Boy! Listen to us destroy his ass! We mean uhh.... Whatever ...

Today we don't know what happened. Max brought a friend, and it went all downhill from there.  So we started roasting him in front of his "Little friend" Enjoy the insanity! ...

This week we go over how all of us got our ridiculous nicknames! And also some of the plans that went very, very, wrong. ...

Today we talk about the times we were STONE COLD BUSTED. And other than Max and his finger, the hilarity continues in epic fashion! Grab a beer and join the party! ...

We're ending this year  with a BANG as we talk about the past year and just general BS! No alcohol was consumed during this episode if you can believe that! And Trevor's boots smell like R Kelly'...

Today's topic is about Max's finger! OK not really. Today is all about safety, and how much we all hate it, and hate the safety guy, and the rules. Come on in and listen to us bitch about safety, and ...

Today we play "WORST FIRSTS" Aka we all put ideas in a hat, and then we have to pull a topic and tell a story about the worst first, date, kink, vacation, or whatever it is! And we promise the first 1...