Bear Friend Tea Party

Would upside-down basketball players dribble on the ceiling or on the floor?  Ethics Panel: I asked the dude at the store to ring me up for 2 pumpkins and then I took 3 pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 Which ...

Nagging Question: Can You Really Make a Boat out of an Old Bathtub??​​, How Many Bills Can We Name?, Serious Discussion: Is American Democracy Doomed? A Serious Discussion of Matthew Yglesias' America...

Giant Chewy SweeTARTS®, Snot & Tears: Stan Freberg (1926-2015), Inappropriate Things to Do with Those Pneumatic Tubes They Have at Banks, ...Who Said That??! The post 00028 Rooster first appeared...

Listener Emails, Corrections & Addenda Segment 1 – As Bees Bears in Honey Drown: Beekeeping Advice Segment 2 – Reciting Four Famous Speeches at Once Segment 4 – Predictions: Spic...

2016 Halloween "Spook"-tacular The post 00049 Naughty Ol' Human Head Sitting There first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...

Reminiscing about funny moments from past episodes of BFTP Great ppl w/ horrible hair Christopher Winter ad-libs the inner monologues of various animals by request The post 00048 Trilobites Are Doin' ...

Jeff Goldblums Throughout History, Dinner Party Gone Wrong Clichés!, How Many People Can We Name? The post 00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...

Ethics Panel: If you order water at a restaurant with self-service fountain drinks, is it ok to get the club soda? Can you put a lemon wedge in it?, Lesser Known Mnemonic Devices, How to Clean a Batht...

Reminiscing About People We Have Killed in Self-Defense, Nagging Question: Can You Really Make Gin in an Old Bathtub? Fake Toilet Parts Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The Burger King Kingdom Sh...

Can Somebody PLEASE Explain Henry Rollins to Me???, How many randomly selected topics can I definitively settle in 60 seconds?, A Series of Controversial Statements, Pt. III, Classic Hip Hop Skits The...

5 randomly selected topics in 5 minutes Slang Terms for Egg Nog Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a member of the Harlem Globetrotters? Flowers of Disgust Ethics Panel: Duck Tales “Allowance Day” (19...

Is Mistletoe Bullshit?, Classic Hip-Hop Singles: Positive K's "I Got a Man" (1991), 46 Euphemisms for Breasts, Ranked from Most to Least Appealing The post 00041 All About Duck Eggs first appeared on ...

Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The McDLT, A Series of Controversial Statements Pt. II, 50 Fictional Horse Blitz Quiz, Pancakes V. Waffles. The post 00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches first app...

2015 Serious Episode. Serious Discussion: "Dark Leviathan", by Henry Farrell, Serious Discussion: "The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence", by Tim Urban, Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners Delive...

2015 Halloween Spooktacular. What Be Spookin Ya? Spooky Soundscape, Classic Hip-Hop Albums: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper (1988), How Many Ghosts Can We Name? The post 00038 I'm Your DJ Now first appear...

Lesser-known methods of egg preparation, Expounding on 10 random topics, Special Guest: Dr. Jonathan Bumpers The post 00024 Not in a Basketball Mood first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...

What root vegetable am I thinking of?, Issuing sincere, heartfelt public apologies to Buzz Aldrin for disrespectful/combative tone of previous week’s special guest segment, Simultaneous Unrelated Disc...

Reminiscing about dogs we have known, Slang terms for "escalator", How many NES games can we name in 2 minutes, What are the rules of American Football?, Is this a Hall & Oates Song? The post 000...

Slang Terms for Pogo "Stick," Talking Smack About Barnyard Animals / Surprise Quiz: Korean TV Drama or Bullshit Thing I Made Up? A Series of Controversial Statements Songs: Ain't No Sunshine, Sho...

I Don't Like Kettle Corn and F*** You if you Have a Problem with That, I Hate All Public Radio Comedic Programming, Who Here's Driven any Funny Vehicles? Songs: Horse Standing There, The Hucklebuck Th...

Correct Way to Play Air Saxophone, How Many Daves Can We Name? The Philosophical Problem with the Whole 'Left Shark' Meme, Classic Cartoons of the 80s and 90s: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears T...

2014 Christmas Special. Are Christmas Novelty Songs Bullshit? Fake Addresses. Name that Santa. Most Insipid Christmas Song. Plus various Christmas favorites performed poorly. The post 00022 The True P...

Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Fat Boys’ “Crushin” (1987), How many Steves can we name? The post 00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...

Members of Metallica in order of importance, Distinctions between Slime, Grime and Sludge, Bad Things 'Bout the Boy Scouts, Imperial Measurement System in the US (Seriously, what the f***?). The post ...

Are holiday cookie exchanges bullshit? Sensual, sexual or erotic? 10 minutes of buzzing noises after a 4 count. The post 00021 A Gresham's Law of Cookies first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...

Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Chronic, That's Showbiz!, Is The Constitution Bullshit?, Bears or Bees? The post 00020 The Jefferson Abacus first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...

Listener “Emails”.  If all the beards had a fight, who would win?  Horrible people with great hair.  Talking about a ham that looks like Alf.  Most sexual Transformer.  Funniest integer. T...

What's Up with Science? Can somebody PLEASE explain David Bowie to me? Who here's been to the moon? Cats, the musical. Several whimsical notions. The post 00017 Handheld, Messy and Bigger than Your He...

Halloween Spook-tacular, Blowing bubbles at weddings: cute or incredibly stupid? Shonen Knife, What is Bullshit about Piñatas these Days. Purchasing Glue in Bulk, Piñatas, Cannibal Corpse, Piñatas, Wh...

What famous fat person am I? Wholly unmotivated verbal abuse. Who is the funniest U.S. President? The post 00018 William Howard Taft first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...

Pie; Who wants to give me, personally, a job; Sneaking Out of the Hospital Clichés; Sexy, Sensual or Erotic? The post 00015 I Got No Problem with Tarts first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. ...