On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie is surprised to find out that she knows all the words to a Julie Brown song, Doug has a real issue that the aliens have human skin tones, and we bo...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug finds out that his dog has been a chain smoker for some time, Jamie is sure to let the listeners know that we are a pro-sex worker podcast, and we b...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie waxes poetic about the smell of mimeograph ink, Doug is obsessed about how a grown pilot could possibly be engaged to a 17-year-old, and we both ha...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug decides to choose the definitive 'Worst Movie of the Podcast' by challenging Jamie to go through bad movies in a bracket format. If it seems to star...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug is sure to mention that sex with your boss is okay but sex with your aunt is not, Jamie reveals that she is a huge Mercedes Ruehl fan, and we both h...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie 's only critique for this film is the lack of RDJ during the third act, Doug insists there must be an uncut version out there with at least a half ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug would like nothing more than to 'Butt Slide' with Lori Loughlin, Jamie can respect bike tricks while not being impressed by them, and we both think ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie discusses a series of books she calls 'Diary of a Wimpy Pants Kid', Doug thinks about a romantic encounter involving a karate routine way more ofte...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug laughs at the worst tragedy two parents could ever experience, Jamie questions if Billy Zane is a human being or just a smooth, sweaty mannequin,, a...
Due to a technical error, we're releasing an old Patreon episode that was never released during our 10th year of the podcast where we released (nearly) all of the paywall material. I knew I h...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug makes it clear as to exactly what kind of space cop he'd be, Jamie considers a more fun 'family member is a robot' twist to the film, and we both st...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie has a real problem with Kim Basinger's performance, Doug has a real problem with Bruce Willis's performance, and we both have a real problem with t...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug has no trouble picking the two hotties out of this group of friends, Jamie isn't exactly sure why there is both a Meg Tilly and a Jennifer Tilly wor...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie reveals how long it takes before her attention drifts from movies (these Pluto commercials aren't helping), Doug believes two characters in this fi...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if this or Stripes is a more accurate representation of basic training, Jamie suggests that during a sex scene Gere's fingers are going plac...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie is too choked up to sign off of the podcast, Doug is impressed with how accurately an animated film depicts the horror of a cross-continent boat tr...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug goes out on a limb and brands both animal murder and sexual assault bad, Jamie assumes that the choosing of movies for the podcast probably has a lo...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie returns to having to watch movies in multiple installments, Doug wouldn't complain about the film's antagonist dancing around shirtless with a moun...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug has an issue with people who send out lengthy family update letters for Christmas, Jamie is reminded of the devastation of seeing taxes pulled from ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie can't push off recording another moment because she needs to get her feeling about this film out into the world, Doug is still hoping to find a 'se...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wants to spend less time with the main characters and just see what the prostitutes are up to, Jamie decides it's time to bring 'badonkadonk' back, ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie just wants a Rambo movie about him living peacefully and helping monks, Doug really needs someone to explain the rules of 'goatball', and we both j...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug lets everyone know that you can't have rich kids be the heroes of your movies, Jamie thinks that one of the boys in this movie may have become Sarah...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie scolds child actors for looking directly into the camera, Doug supports Kate's decision to not participate in a children's holiday, and we both hav...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug explains exactly how he would fall for a cult, Jamie invents a new 'rating scale' for movies, and we both thank that the Dee Wallace werewolf is kin...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie doesn't let a little thing like a broken mic and dead earbuds get in the way of her talking shit about Rusty Griswold, Doug suggests some brief edi...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if Angel Dust and PCP just don't exist anymore or if they just have new names, Jamie refers to the hero as 'Seed Star' for reasons that she ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie takes some before the show officially starts to really educate her cohost on some 'moon shit', Doug discusses the possibility of having a fling wit...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug decides to give a lesson on gardening tools, Jamie excuses some of Zuniga's questionable acting choices because she's 'probably never been under hyp...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie watched the movie with the Rifftrax commentary and just kinda went with it, Doug reaches out to a community of 90s punk kids for help identifying a...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wants listeners to understand that he's a good person before he describes the domestic violence in this movie as 'funny', Jamie saw the 'Playboy Pro...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie remembers being cohersed into watching this movie as a kid because it was about 'a nice Italian family', Doug describes iron workers as 'cemetery g...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug doesn't know enough about P.J. Soles' boobs to answer his cohost's questions, Jamie needs to invent a backstory for Bill Murray's character in order...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie gives listeners accurate directions on just how to get from the Bronx to Central Park (it involves the XYZ line), Doug wants nothing more than to h...
Sorry about the very poor audio quality.On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug invents square-dancing partners and Baywatch cast members, Jamie's got real problems with Elliott's outfit c...
On this special episode of the podcast, we celebrate ten years of the show. AI lets us know just want an episode of us covering The Breakfast Club would should like, we play a few rounds of '...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie Clearly doesn't understand what pilates is and how it works, Doug wants to watch a spinoff movie about a talking dog who only reveals his secret to...
On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug talks way more about QVC than anyone should when discussing any film, let alone a fantastic horror/comedy, Jamie invites listeners to break ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie wonders just how many renaissance faires Keith David performed at early in his career, Doug allows his preferred method of 'intimate murder' slip, ...
On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug wonders how many small-town sheriffs have ever been instructed to murder local reporters, Jamie talks to her dog for a bit while recording, ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie comes very close to slandering David Arquette, Doug takes another opportunity to bring up the movie he's never seen before but feels like has (Milk...
Pardon the very rough audio quality. On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug is delighted by Richard Benjamin's performance as a real creep, Jamie gets Jessica Lange and Angela Lan...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie comes very close to recommending lesbian pornography, Doug wants nothing more than to swap out the lead of the film for a hunky oaf, and we take so...
On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug wants nothing more than to watch Young Frankenstein, Jamie has her Norm MacDonald-esque paper shuffling called out, and we are both surprise...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie invents a very specific yoga app, Doug wonders how many people behind The Little Mermaid secretly loved the fourth Jaws movie, and we get distracte...
On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug is a sucker for any lady in a 'Blossom' hat, Jamie feels a bit unconnected to the high school female shenanigans in this film, and we both a...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie can't stop talking about the size of Richard Gere's dong, Doug wishes for a life where he can make a living by going antiquing with old ladies, and...
On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug can't wrap his head around why this would be anyone's 'passion project' let alone Prince's, Jamie wonders what movie Thomas thought she was ...
On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie get distracting by this crazy northern winter weather, Doug somehow forgets that we watched an entire month of Bo Derek movies, and we both make th...
On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug is uncomfortable seeing Annie Potts in a bra (no offense, Annie), Jamie tells tales of working at Blockbuster Video, and we wonder if this i...