Indoor Recess

He's naked and he knows he's naked. And the people he lived with are fully clothed, but he just chooses to live his life in the nude and they're okay with that. And then he goes on a journey, learns ...

You've been silently waiting and hoping that we'd watch another movie with teens. Well podcast listener, today is your lucky day! Unfortunately this movie is does not have dinosaurs or drama, but it ...

BUGS! Did you know there are these strange creatures called bugs living all around us? In our lawns, in our air, and possibly even IN OUR HOUSE? I'm as shocked as you are. Please don't despair, we fo...

He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? He was a steampunk, she did ballet, what more can I say? Jeff explains Phantom Cinematic Universe, and beeks bets big on baguettes. The L...

FINALLY this video gives us UNDENIABLE PROOF of a connection between the WHITE HOUSE and EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!! Jeff sends his tastebuds to outer space, and beeks goes to the mo...

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Indoor Recess Birthday Anniversary episode! Join us as we talk about the time Christopher Columbus fought a bunch of bees and discovered the tropical par...

Ratazoinks! Fifty episodes already?? To celebrate, we watch one of the less obscure obscure kids movies. Jeff drowns in spam calls and Beeks goes walkin' in a winter wonderland. Got an idea for some...

AKA Artic Adventure: On Frozen Pond, FKA Frog Kingdom 2: Sub Zero Mission, FKA Oh no FKA Not Again Jeff forwards us all hilarious chain emails, and beeks keeps us updated on 84 year old newspaper com...

Can a movie have too many jokes? We're about to find out!  Jeff becomes a official meme expert, and Beeks wishes an old man seal would just get eaten by a damn shark already. Got an idea for somethin...

It's 2022, and we've got a passion for fashion! Okay, not really. But we do have a passion for watching toy tie-in movies! Jeff gets plays Name That Bestie, and Beeks goes to get more quarters for th...

Happy (day after) Christmas! Don't take down the lights and the tree yet, we're here you give you one last holiday hurrah! Jeff monologues about eggnog in the prologue, and Beeks starts a bulldog dia...

NOTE: The Furbies of Furby Island cursed the audio quality of this episode because they feared their island paradise being exposed. We're sorry! In 2007 Hasbro released the first Transformers movie. ...

People on the internet will often tell you to go touch grass, so we did. Then we turned right around and went back inside to record a podcast! Jeff is hesitant to visit Mud Mountain, and Beeks talks ...

Happy Halloween! We bring an end to Fright Nights '21 with a movie from across the pond.  Jeff invokes another witchy school, and Beeks gets schooled on witches. Got an idea for something we should w...

DATELINE: HOLIDAY HILL FARMS -- Scandal rocked the world of the Jackolympics today when one of the  ̶a̶t̶h̶l̶e̶t̶e̶s̶ Jackthletes has tested positive for squareoids (like steroids, but square). More ...

Have you heard the Goob news? It's another listener request episode!  Jeff angers a nation with poutine takes, and Beeks shills hard for the the Quaker. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do ...

Privyet, me hearties! It's another movie about pirates! We sail the seven seas looking for treasure, but learn the real treasure was the interesting animation choices we made along the way. Jeff stum...

It's a time for birthday wishes and bending rules! A time for snobby princesses, fraught productions, and potentially problematic characters! But above all else, a time for some good-ass animation. J...

Laissez les bon temps rouler? More like Laissez les bon temps... Labou-ler! Jeff recalls the mayor, and Beeks meets Bort Sportly. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or ...

We've had it with these motherfucking planes and their motherfucking brains. Jeff gives the gift of Jafar Thoughts, and Beeks flees to the giant space Buc-ee's. Got an idea for something we should wa...

Is Star Kid better, on par, or worse than the Super Bowl? You be the judge! Jeff fondly remembers robodicks, and Beeks does NOT want to be cloned. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you ha...

Who-dini? Houdini! Where-dini? New York City! How-dini? Uh... tesla coils? And a robot? And the Statue of Liberty? The Amazing Jeffrey goes to wizarding school, and The Middling-At-Best Beeks talks c...

This week we're globetrotting with a movie from Indonesia! And we learn a universal truth: dog movies end the same way, no matter where they're made! Jeff appeals to the meemaw demographic, and Beeks...

This week's episode: real problems for real teenz! Developing feelings for the person behind you in Chemistry! Hair where there wasn't hair before! Outrunning velociraptors! Jeff has no choice but to...

Cheese pizza, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Cheese-Peet-za: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Cheese. Peet. Za....

Friends, Ozzers, Steamers, lend me your ears! I come not to bury Steam Engines of Oz, but to... uh, well, actually... Jeff fills up on IKEA breakfast, and Beeks picks the wrong grail and turns into a...

A wolf cannot make this journey alone, but maybe a poodle can. Awoooooo! Jeff jacks in to the virtual world, and Beeks has a Shrek down there. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have ...

Okay, look. I dare YOU to say 'nut' several times a minute without turning to a giggling middle schooler. Jeff is lost in his own personal tooth hell, and Beeks has beef with Kief. Got an idea for ...

They're baack! This week we've enlisted in Dino Patrol. The 10 weeks of boot camp were hell, but when you put on your official DP ascot for the first time, you know it was all worth it.  Jeff hopes...

Our last movie featuring a frog was a bit of a dud... but surely Ribbit will be better, right? Jeff becomes a legend like a cruel angel's thesis, and Beeks expresses concerns regarding frog and squi...

Like a horror movie with a jump scare in an after-the-credits scene, Fight Nights has one last trick up its sleeve! Beeks gets front-row tickets to the pants dance, while Jeff meets some little hos. ...

And with strange aeons even total jagoffs can get their own kids movie, am I right?   Jeff takes us to Miskatonic University to school us on all things Lovecraftian. Beeks does something... I dunno, ...

We kick off Indoor Recess Fright Nights with a truly terrifying movie about... undead friendship triangles? And hippes?   Beeks becomes a professional pirate, while Jeff raises concerns about pendant...

Oh my stars and garters! A new episode? So soon?     Join us on this bite-sized podcast as we reexamine The List. No new movie in this episode, no recap, no MVPs, just us and a whiteboard.   The New L...

  THE VERSION CHILDREN LOVE! Surely they can't put that on the cover unless it's true... right? Jeff becomes a certified Pinocchio expert, and Beeks makes plans to move to Dunceland. The List You c...

  Worm, baby, worm! Jeff examines his zipper, while Beeks goes to where only the toughest of the tough hang out... the Hard Rock Cafe.   The List   The amazing break music is by Sen-pi   The whole m...

  Live action! Puppets! Bad accents! The Mike's Sister Defense Force! This one has it all, folks. Jeff gathers his little raviolis, while Beeks plays name that tune. The List BONUS: If you grew up i...

Ten whole episodes! WE'RE KING OF THE WORRRRLLLLLD! To celebrate the big one-oh, we're watching a fairly infamous movie in the world of bad animation, IN SEARCH OF THE TITANIC (aka TENTACOLINO). Ital...

How many dogs are on the poster to this movie? The answer might surprise you! Jeff amasses an army of puffin minions, and Beeks solves major problems with clapping. ...

Is Homeward a critical miss, or a nat 20? You decide! Jeff demands more vampires, while Beeks names the 1983 Car of the Year. The List ...

Great to see the Brer Rabbit tales finally animated. Who knows, if this kicks off maybe they'll adapt it into a theme park ride. Jeff demands more for peanut protectors, and Beeks only has eyes for ...

  No one cared who he was until he put on the mask! Jeff converses with Siri, while Beeks declares Mortal Kombat.   The List ...

What the frog did we just watch? Jeff meets a snake and stuff, while Beeks goes for the gold. The List ...

Snap, Crackle, Pop! Jeff delves deep into repressed childhood memories, while Beeks roasts over an open fire. The List ...

Hounded out by everyone! Met with hatred everywhere! Broke my brand new flying toy! No compassion anywhere! FURLINGS, WHY?    The List (of exactly one movie so far) ...