Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

OUR FIRST EVER SEQUEL EPISODE drops right on time as always! Stay tuned for some fun stuff coming up that we actually intend to follow through on!"These episodes release like clockwork!" - NY...

The obvious question: How did it take us so damn long to do this?The obvious answer: We are stupid.THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• We need a famous turtle• Roasty Rhode Island Road Dog Summ...

Here we are, right on time!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT IN TEN... NINE... EIGHT...:• The 6th Annual Bowley Moley• A man, a plan, a canal, Snoop Dogg• Kissies• The breadstick reco...

SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY, but we back! We recorded this episode as Hurricane Helene was starting to hit Asheville, and Wabu is only recently back into the age of the internet.But now it's time t...

McGrath's mic went rogue in this episode so please excuse him while he struggles with such advanced tech. Let's talk about our BEAUTIFUL BODIES, BABIES!!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• People sh...

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, am I right? Appliances be crazy.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Doing mischiefs• Wabu learns ...

We are BACK from our romantic beachside vacation and READY for more episodes because IT'S OLYMPICS TIME, MOTHER FRICKERS.U! S! A!U! S! A!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THI...

95??? Jeez Louise. Who do we think we are? 95 episodes. Good grief. Anyways, here's an episode about the bus.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Qu...

We did (Not the Movie) so you know your boys had to do (The Movie). These traps and schemes all available to you, free of charge, babies.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THI...

What a wonderful, magical treat delivery is. You like 'sketti? You like sushi? Jabu does. This week we're talkin' delivery.THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Who's the most famous person we can get...

Our special little beverage pairing this week is a new episode served with a brand new way of screwing up my audio!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Operation is a very scary game• Light beer...

We know what you're thinking: "This podcast is toooooooo much fun. I wish they'd be more boring!"No problem! We got you! Here's the furniture ep.THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Orange chair•&nbs...

Secrets ~ secretsare ~ no ~ fununless it is ~ a Jabu oneTHIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:No crying over spilt beansShould Jabu have the launch codes?BoojumTrunchbull Ted Talks~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...

 A day may come when the courage of men fails and you can hear Wabu's audio clearly— but it is not this day. This day we farm!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:No boys ...

Victorious veggies! Grandiose greens! Us boys love our salads and we don't care who knows it. Come into the garden with us, we won't bite... much ;)THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Clombules•&nbs...

Who better to tell you how to make a good podcast than the hosts of this bad podcast?THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Cold window meat• God Pod• Don't stop wishin'• Uncut Jabu nastiness...

COME WITH US, down the strip for a spin,we're off on a journey,to the city of Sin,lose some money now,win it back maybe,have a whiskey soda,and a chocolate milk for the babyTHIS WEEK'S CHIT-C...

We all wear many hats, don't we? What shape brim does yours have? Danglies? Jewels or weapons? You're probably not doing it right. Shaw 'n Mcgrath have your back, so join the #HatChat and put...

Life's a beach, baby! The boys are kicking off the new year with some timely relaxation tips, none of which include going to Chipotle. Kick your feet up, Jabuwockeez, it's time to relaaaaaaaa...

We can't all live on a farm with no neighbors, so here we are. Neighbs, baby! Like 'em love 'em gotta have em!!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Handsome raccoons• Cop-o supreme• Merit Badge ...

It's getting coooooozy out there! The sky's gettin' dark! The rain's comin' down! For all you nappy folks out there, grab your Ebenezer Scrooge hat, slippers, and lantern, cause it's time to ...

OUI CHEF! These Dangerous Boys are in the kitchen today and we've got all the tuna melt episodes you could ever ask for.TODAY'S CHIT CHAT:• What are our fans called?• Stay out of ot...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN you precious ghosts 'n ghouls! We're back, the season is spooky, and the ghosts are piping hot so let's get into it! Piece of cake, piece of crumb cake!!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:...

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• The Great Molasses Flood of 1919• Zap them up• Tunnels• The loudest lights~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter&nb...

You've seen 'em. You've been to 'em. You made even had 'em. This week, we're talkin' bach parties (read: mostly just the Property Brothers).THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Drew Scott's bachelor party...

SORRY AGAIN, sorry again, we're back now. We took a lil break. Been doing FUN SHIT all summer, mostly at little festivals. Let's talk about them!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Ed Helms will skin you...

SMELLEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY the best possible way: by listening to our podcast about WAITING, which is not the Dane Cook movie.• Rule Boyz• Mahjong with your friends• Beloveds can never...

We went to college together. Can't believe it took us this long to do this one.POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Your dining hall was better than ours• Shower shoes• Fight any teacher th...

You getting froggy nasty in Sedona? Tryna sleep through a day of conferences in Baltimore? Hangin' it and wangin' it in NOLA? Your boys are back, and we're talking work conferences. POINTS OF...

WELCOME TO THE MASTERCLASS, BABIES. Here's another sick episode that we're qualified as hell to lead."And it will be... my masterpiece."- you, one day, if you're luckyPOINTS OF INTEREST THIS ...

Do you put up with Trader Joe's? Are you a little ALDI rat? Can you afford Gelson's? (If so, buy our merch, you rich ass.)It's the grocery store episode!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:•...

There are simply so many jobs for teens with no experience in this world of ours, and obviously that's a nightmare. The critters are EVERYWHERE and there's nothing we can do. You begged us fo...

Take us out to the ballgame, babies! Buy us peanuts, but no Crackerjacks. And we would like to get back at some point. Root for your home team of course, and if they don't win, just drink a m...

Episode 69, nicePOINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• McGrath bought a house, like an idiot• Literal window shopping• You are the law• Homeowners rool, landlords drool~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ...

"Mama mia!!!!! You need-a da slice-a pizzeria?????"-- Ancient Italian proverbTHE GENTS ARE TALKING PIZZA, so hunker down with an internet-less McGrath and an overserved Wabu. The Pineapple Bo...

SOUPS! CURRIES! DRESSINGS! We don't know the meaning of any of these words, but we gave it our best. The Sons of Soup are here to talk Liquid Food so let's POWDER OUT with our CHOWDER OUT.POI...

How many friends you got? How'd you make them? Just kidding, don't tell us, keep your weird details to yourself. Join us this week for a couplea Prom Kings like ourselves dishing out advice o...

Halloween might be over but things can still get SPOOKY SCARY when the lights go out, ya know? Do you turn into a pair of cartoon eyes in that situation, just blinking in the dark? Or do you ...

Time to cozy up for those FALL VIBES, BABY! Order your caffeinated milkshake, grab a huge armchair, take a nap, we don't give a shit. The Coffee Shop rubric is here!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WE...

The big day is COMING UP y'all, and we gonna be out here TRICKIN and TREATIN. You got your 'stume ready? You got your squad assembled? You believe we got this episode out in time to be even a...

PACK UP THE GEAR AND GET IN THE CAR WE GOIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPING! Won't you join us?POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Second Opinion• Turbo Tent• Goo• Must Love Rocks~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ...

HOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYWOOD, WHERE THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH GOLD! We love movies, you love movies, Hollywood loves movies, and there is only one bestest place to see them: a fuhreakin' MOVIE THE...

WATCH THE SKIES for the truth is out there. You'd be a big dumb dummy to think we're alone in this crazy ole' mixed up universe of ours, so here's your foolproof guide to defend you from an #...

They say CONVENIENCE IS NEXT TO GODLINESS, so let's talk about our favorite type of store, be it bodegas, liquor stores, or our one true king 7-Eleven.POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Y...

THERE WILL BE A TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE THAT WE ARE BACK TO A NORMAL POSTING SCHEDULE, but it is not this day.It's time for just about the broadest of topics and that's THE INTERNET. The good...

you, wrong: "They did fruit, they did desk, they must be completely out of ideas by now"us: "We did a Home Alone (not the movie) episode"SO AS YOU CAN SEE WE'RE BACK and wow writing these des...

How did we follow the EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT THRILLS of the Fruit episode, you ask?DESK, babies.We have desk, you have desk, everybody have desk and we don't know what it's like to have opinions a...

WE TOOK A BIG BREAK BUT WE'RE BACK NOW and we (Wabu) promise (feel good about) new episodes on a regular schedule.They say not to compare apples and oranges but THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOIN...

OOPSIE POOPSIE, we took a little break but we're back in biz now, babies! This week we've got one of our absolute favorite human beans Johnny Stanton on the horn and the CAMP VIBES ARE ALIVE!...

WE'RE BACK, we're pumped, and we got a guest, so ~please keep your arms and legs inside the carts ~ for this one cause it's gonna be a ~ bumpy ~ ride!Jacob Rubin's on the horn this week and t...