Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim tells Ket about a movie too triggering for the girls to have done any earlier than the 397th episode. Starry Eyes sends the girls barreling back to a time and place that feels, frankly, a...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Friday the 13th (2009) which apparently came out solidly in the mid 80s… or were the 00s just the 80s but with impossibly low cut jeans? Anyway, one thing we KN...

Ket tells Kim about THE FINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH! Holy Smokes! We did it, y’all! We’ve learned a lot over this journey. But the main take away is that 9 times outta 10… we’re siding with Jason. ...

Ket closes out the month of love with part 2 of Heart Eyes. Listen, this isn’t a GREAT first date… but it’s not the WORST first date. I’m pretty sure there are a few dates from the girls past...

Ket gives Kim and all the Sammies a belated Valentine’s day gift with Heart eyes starring Chad from Scream, and Devon Sawaaa! If a Hallmark movie had a serial killer in it, it would be this m...

Kim finishes telling Ket about the second half of this riveting masterpiece. When you put Freddy in the mix with other misogynist dorks… Jason doesn’t seem so bad, honestly. Grab your jello a...

Kim tells Ket about the millionth installment of their Friday the 13th series with special guest, Fred D. Krueger. What are these two crazy kids gonna get up to? Couldn’t possibly be scarier ...

Ket finishes telling Kim about this Hallmark (Horrormark, if you will ::door slam sound::) film. You know the trope: struggling musician moves back to home town, rekindles love with old flame...

Ket tells Kim about The Confession (2025) starring an impressively creepy crapbag. Kim says she hopes Rami doesn’t turn into a creepy crapbag… Ket reminds her that every kid, at some point, h...

Ok, it’s part 2 of Bring Her Back and Ket JUST realized why Kim picked this one! Kim’s back… Bring Her Back… get it? Clever girl! Normally, it’s a week between parts but this one is just a qu...

The day has finally come. ‘Tis the valiant and much anticipated return of Ketryn’s OTHER other half! Please welcome to the stage the hilarious, beautiful Mom, Ms. Kimberly Erin Marie Malefici...

Arik continues telling Ket about the MUCH REQUESTED Final Destination 2: the anticipated follow up to the very first episode that Arik ever guested on where Ket told him about the first Final...

All aboard the train to Tangent Town as Ket & Arik welcome Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE, Kim Burns! Our hosts kick things off by catching their guest up on al...

For the first time in KKSAM Herstory, neither Kim NOR Ket will be telling the tale. We shall be taking a ride on the words of ::drum roll:: PRODUCER ARIK! As sad as we are to not have Devon i...

Ket finishes telling Kim about the Christmas classic, Terrifier 3. I don’t know what all the fuss was about! It wasn’t that gorey! Just a cozy little Christmas flick to me. Just kidding. Ket ...

The Ghost of Christmas Past Ket tells the “about-to-burst” Ghost of Christmas Past Kim about Terrifier 3. Did Ket know the movie was going to open on grotesque birth horror mere moments befor...

The Ghost of Christmas Past Kim finishes telling the Ghost of Christmas Past Ket about The Mothman Prophecies. Full disclosure: we have no recollection of what was talked about. It was very h...

Past Kim tells past Ket about the Christmas classic, The Mothman Prophecies, starring Julia Roberts’ work husband, Richard Gere. Past Bimberly is yet to emerge and its 100 million degrees. Bu...

Ket continues telling Arik about Together, starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco: a real life couple with a cautionary tale for another real life couple. Who knew that the horror story of what...

Ket tells Arik about Together, starring real life couple Alison Brie and Dave Franco. Of all the things to be disturbed by, Arik is apoplectic about Rat Kings. (Google at your own peril.) The...

The girls jump back into one of the very first “snow spaces” and reflect on the joy of pre-pandemic life where the horrors yet to come were but a distant and unknowable future. Burnsie reflec...

We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul.Dir. John HoughW...

Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And he...

Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and cons...

Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes o...

Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in commo...

Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief ...

Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant K...

Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate th...

Kim tells Ket about The Monkey starring Tatiana Maslany (yay!), Adam Scott (Ket’s old flame*) and Theo James (hubba hubba). Kim comes in with a completely incorrect opinion about Theo James -...

Ket finishes telling Kim about the harrowing, post-rapture cinematic vehicle for our beloved Samara Weaving. Listen, we get she’s “acting,” but are you gonna tell us you wouldn’t pick Samara ...

Ket tells Kim about Azrael. The movie poster has Samara Weaving on it… that’s kinda all the girls need to know about it. As usual, no one can walk the line between kicking ass and getting the...

Kim finishes telling Ket about Sinners. Listen, what the vamps are sellin’ doesn’t sound half bad. A cohesive and joyful family? Sure, you gotta eat blood but we can think of like 10 people o...

Kim tells Ket the first half of the acclaimed Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Honestly, they’d happily take 2 or 3 more MBJs, if ya got ‘em. Throw in a few Hailee S...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Alan Ormsby’s 1982 remake of an equally bizarre 1942 Cat People. But not quite as bizarre as Kim flexing her LACK of errant cat puke about her home as if she’s ...

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Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herse...

Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Hallow...

Kim continues telling Ket about Evil Dead Rise. Kim tries to guess the weight limit of a common elevator. She’s extremely incorrect. We also get a little throwback to a familiar ear worm. Mos...

Kim tells Ket about Evil Dead Rise… but not until after Ket explains duck sex. Ketryn clocked that Sam Raimi was involved with this movie based on the sheer amount of mouth horror, alone! Als...

Ket continues telling Kim about the fairytale of The Ugly Stepsister. We ended on a pretty high note. The Prince is within her grasp… I’m sure it will turn out super awesome and totally fine....

Ket tells Kim the story of Cinderella… ‘s ugly stepsister. And it gets… ugly. First and foremost, Ketryn needs the Sammies to tell her from what she recognizes the actress who plays Alma. Ple...

Kim continues telling Ket about The Curse of La Llorona. But don’t worry! Mr. Cooper AND Mr. Gooper both come to help out. The girls continue to make plans for Bimberly’s inevitable moments o...

Kim tells Ket about the 2019 spooky Linda Cardellini film, The Curse of La Llorona. So, naturally they talk about flies, gnats, the difference between a command and a request, how to pronounc...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Jason in Space a.k.a. Jason X a.k.a. Get me out of here. As if the trauma of having to watch this turd pile wasn’t enough, the girls are also forced to relive a...

Ket tells Kim about the next installment in our beloved (?) Friday the 13th franchise, Jason X. Otherwise, known as Jason in SPACE! After Ket had to watch this, she demands that Kim consider ...

Kim tells Ket about the rest of Companion. Listen, the girls do, in fact, have a few ideas about how they’d utilize a homicidal robot. Who knew the sweetest love story of all would be between...

Kim tells Ket about Companion where the relationship between a boy and his robot works out completely fine and everything goes great. PSYCH! Jack Quaid is Quaiding and the girls LOVE it. Stay...

Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a...

Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEI...