Librarians & Leviathans

In which harsh pragmatism ensues. The poorly-drawn map proves the biggest challenge of this level, but we eventually work out where we can move. The Silver Ravens say "Nope" to regeneration and t...

You thought paper cuts were the worst that could happen? Our attempt to find the secrets hidden under the Phantasmagorium runs into problems, as an obstinate book bars the way (a great betrayal, ...

Neither mummified apes, nor poisonous spiders, nor almost total inability to hurt anything, will stay these messengers about their duty. Creative solutions abound. We debate the rules for readied ...

"For a gunslinger sitting in a tank of water might not be optimal." - sage advice from Zimgallar, there. Features spiders. With courage in our hearts, we delve further into enemy territory - w...

Update: fixed some audio issues where parts of Nathan's track were stripped out. It's too long since we did any impersonation. The Rebellion continues to gather steam, by which I mean, we mai...

Update: fixed some audio issues where parts of Nathan's track were stripped out. Bridge taxes are up! Outrageous! I don't honestly remember what happened in this episode, apart from lying to ...

Join us once more for ineptitude in the streets of devil-struck Kintargo... You don't get anywhere as a small business owner seditious rebel without persistence. We return once again to the bloody...

Educational visits can be dangerous. "Starknives and whips is just not a good look with skeletons", quote Zim. We are bullied by undead apes, and discover the disadvantages of party members who ar...

Roger has kindly pointed out that the start of Episode 21 contains 13 minutes of dead silence. This is in no way part of an elaborate Kuthite occult ritual designed to lure our innocent audience in...

"I am not a number (of hit points), I am a free, uh, humanoid of some kind." Reggie and Mal uncover a Plot Device. We accidentally perform a 1970s comedy routine (poor Rexus). A visit to the Museu...

In this twentieth episode, sometimes it's hard to be spooky. Relations with our patron become somewhat soured when we point out that he is criticising us without doing anything whatsoever to impro...

Nineteen episodes? Somehow. The party negotiate ill-naturedly with a devil, and go into the salt trade. Part nineteen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 019: Real things said by...

Dare you listen to this inauspicious eighteenth episode? You do? Oh, okay. Great. That's pretty cool actually. The new recruits prove to need more training in the Gentle Art of Insurrection than w...

There is no beginning; no end; only podcast. We continue our suboptimal attempts to evict - with extreme prejudice - interlopers* in our beloved home** bent on depriving us of (in no particular or...

For loyal podcast listeners, hoorah! Another episode! This episode begins with my apology for losing half of the previous session, and a brief summary of our fairy-mangling exploits. Due to being...

Podcasts? Never heard of 'em, guv. I wouldn't know anything about that. You must be thinking of another couple of gnomes. In which we attempt to set up rebellion management, and discover some, u...

Podcasts? Never heard of 'em, guv. I wouldn't know anything about that. You must be thinking of another couple of gnomes. What is best in life? Fusion cuisine and committing extreme violence aga...

This episode? Fell off the back of a lorry la, I can give it you for a fiver? Hijinks ensue, but this time it isn't us. Scandalous! And I say that as a gnome. Also, new friends are, eventually, ...

For loyal podcast listeners, hoorah! Another episode! For loyal readers, sorry, I haven't had much time or inspiration for posts recently. I do have some ideas on the back burner, but work and ...

After feedback from a kind listener (thanks Roger, we love you) I've gone back and redone the audio for episodes 5-10 to get a better balance of volume for people's voices. Hopefully they'll all be...

It's hard to keep thinking up intro tags for these, sorry. In which we debate the proper handling of floating corpses. Part ten of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 010: Kamikaz...

Pssst! There's a new episode out. Pass it on... In which we are apparently an organized resistance group, only without the "organized" part. Part nine of the campaign is now up on Archive.org ...

There is no podcast; only Zuul. In which we continue our streak of being extremely bad at fighting by battling the spawn of the outer planes, badly. Part eight of the campaign is now up on Arc...

*Klaxon sounds* Warning, warning, podcast incoming! Take evasive action! In which we go down a trapdoor and regret it immediately. Fighting little things is just always bad news. Part seven of...