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Shart Select

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    This week the boys have quite a lot to discuss, such as where they would position in a human centipede, how many people would you have to 1v1 to be the last human standing and Stu has some incontrover...
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    • 3 years ago
    01:06:11
    Get ready for a wild ride as the lads delve into a mysterious and cursed grimoire that details the tastiest and grossest eats from across the fair British Isles. Spoiler alert: they don't hold back on...
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    • 3 years ago
    01:01:20
    This week the boys get a stern telling off from the Wizards for talking about the MCU too much, so they move on to knock off heroes instead after Ryan's trip to Loldi. They also discuss the recipe for...
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    • 4 years ago
    52:32
    This week the boys talk about all kinds of hot content, like who is the sexiest cartoon character, how the Godzilla movies changed their tone dramatically, what the funk is going on with superhero mov...
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    • 4 years ago
    55:10
    In this hot episode, the boys deliver some hot real talk to you, the listener! Including the British version of everyone's favourite green, angry bloke and what Captain America really thinks of his su...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:06:09
    Welcome to Kidnapped by Wizards, the hot new comedy podcast from the three tools that brought you Shart Select! To get the ball rolling, the boys talk about beloved internet questions and where they f...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:01:38
    It's the final ever episode of the Shart Select podcast as you know it (join us for Kidnapped By Wizards, coming soon to a podcast supplier near you!) Don't worry, it wasn't Stu and Ryan's shameful di...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:13:33
    This week Stu and Ryan are Beefless with him literally tied up with ottoman work at Poundland. They discuss some classic Reddit cringe, the best Marvel fight scenes, some sus World of Warcraft spells,...
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    • 4 years ago
    41:01
    This week the boys are back up to their usual bull at the Wizards Tower. They discuss why Salem is only good thing in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that Oscars slap, which Greggs treat is the best (in re...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:07:19
    This week has it all going on, as the boys look back in time upon the history of Shart Select, apparently they used to like video games… nerds! They also go off on a massive tangent about cartoons fro...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:08:35
    This week the boys are all ready to divulge hot secrets from the Star Wars universe that they definitely know about for reals! They also discuss wookie anatomy, the surprisingly stylish secrets of sna...
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    • 4 years ago
    59:11
    This week the boys are joined by Harrison Wild, the lovely host of the Grief Burrito podcast (alongside that other guy). What will they discuss, though? Well there's more Office Guy antics, Ryan revea...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:07:12
    After several weeks of ignoring the wizard’s faxes, things finally come to a head for the boys, but what do they discuss? Well, what exactly happens in the Wizardverse club “Poundland” (not to be conf...
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    • 4 years ago
    55:53
    Shart Select Season 8 Trailer Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon....
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    • 4 years ago
    03:23
    In this excellent episode of everyone’s favourite podcast, the boys get incredibly horny in main while discussing those hench boys and girls. As well as this insanity, they discuss Ray Parker Jr’s sho...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:10:39
    This week the boys stumble across a scandalous conspiracy involving ITV’s golden son, wonder why the world’s gone Sonic mad, the real story behind Die Hard, the worst TV show ever conceived, looked at...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:03:41
    This week the boys are landed with a very special set of missions, just as The Beef accidentally summons coronavirus into himself. They choose which chocolate bars are the GOAT out of a set list, and ...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:05:10
    Things get a bit horny in main this week as the boys lay it all out on the table! We rank the top sexy rabbits for Dave Cooper, The Beef talks about his new work crush and one of the hosts is a little...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:01:52
    In this week's hullabalooza of an episode, the boys reveal the Pumpkin King's dirty little secret, find some wholesome goodness in The Book of Boba Fett, use the recent Microsoft acquisition to cast e...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:08:39
    The Beef is joined by new hosts Mike Oxlong and Drew Peacock as they look at the latest news, complaints and comedy flashback stories from across the world. Mike takes a deep dive into the weird world...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:02:55
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    28:55
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    17:15
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    18:18
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    17:37
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    16:52
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    14:36
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    15:11
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    16:12
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    09:58
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    12:31
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    12:00
    Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardvers...
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    • 4 years ago
    11:37
    Craig rejoins the boys after suffering a suspect back injury this week, and much is discussed, including Stu's fear of the milkman, the fact we got noticed by Poundland (the high street store, not the...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:19:34
    This week the boys are back in session after an unexpected detention ruins their plans. In this hot slice of podcastery they discuss the sexiest Man alive (Ryan), the worst police pursuit vehicles, Ry...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:21:47
    This week the boys discuss many important things on the pod, such as the fact that Supercar Nigel is more famous than them, the Switch getting games from a hot new console, they fish for some hot new ...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:07:19
    This week the boys are joined by Steph to discuss the levels of anger, the worst place to "Hulk Out", and the difference between PlayStation and Xbox gamers. We also visit the Wizards and Professor Im...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:21:24
    The boys are all at odds this week, as the wizards have thrust them straight into recording an episode after returning to Cockwarts! This week they discuss all of the world’s most pressing concerns, s...
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    • 4 years ago
    57:34
    In this week's episode the Wizards push their luck a little too far in their quest for the ultimate gains, resulting in the boys being stranded and, of course, having to record another cursed episode....
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    • 4 years ago
    01:16:43
    Disaster strikes this week, as the hosts of Grief Burrito and PIXI Podcast kidnap Stu, following last week's controversial episode! In his (hopefully not permanent) absence, Craig and Ryan tackle a se...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:14:10
    This week the boys take a look at a somewhat controversial game tiering list from that bastion of gaming integrity, IGN, which definitely hasn’t missed out some classic games to fit their own narrativ...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:17:51
    This week the boys accidentally summon an avatar of cheese whilst discussing Logan Paul's simp, Copper Cab being a shill, Stu's thoughts on hand sanitiser, Craig's drag name, a time traveller from a d...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:09:47
    Whaaaat Stu's back? Didn't he leave to make his own podcast about online shooters? Anyway, this week the boys talk about all kinds of weird and wonderful things, including that bloody “be a man” thing...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:20:16
    In this week's hawt slice of podcastery, we are joined by Grief Burrito's Most Beautiful Boy (sorry Jordan) Mr Harrison Wild! We talk about Jurassic Park, paragliding with famous movie stars, the new ...
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    • 4 years ago
    01:05:43
    This week the boys delve into Ryan's weird noir detective dream, a strange visit to a battery powered pharmacy, the social distance skeleton, and what are the rent prices like in Gotham City? We also ...
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    • 5 years ago
    01:05:49
    Join us for another hot episode, in which we discuss the most important wizarding event on the calendar, how shit Castle Greyskull is, annoying chummy tires and what happened when Jeff Bezos arrived a...
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    • 5 years ago
    53:50
    What happens when it's really bloody hot, and the boys haven't drank enough water before recording? The answer: a load of old cobblers! We visit the Star Wars gym, talk about the inventors of the scre...
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    • 5 years ago
    01:05:01
    On this exciting edition, the boys talk about a new take on The Lion King, new characters for Beauty and the Beast, and why does that woman on the job advert act so bloody stupid all the time? Also, h...
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    • 5 years ago
    01:14:02
    This week the boys get very cross about TikTok food idiots and daytime TV, and wonder if J Jonah Jameson lusts after… very specific photos of the Spider-Man. Also, the truth about David Dickinson is d...
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    • 5 years ago
    01:11:02
    In this dollop of goodness, we discuss the phallacy of fanboys, the inventor of the double decker bus and, of course, Ryan takes us down to the Condiment Corner, where we discuss the Sauce Readily Ava...
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    • 5 years ago
    01:15:46
    Ryan's out in space with Gagrid this week leaving Craig and Stu unsupervised, and so a lot of strange talk is had. Join us to learn about which famous people have a dog's appendage, which mascots woul...
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    • 5 years ago
    01:09:08