Your Fart of the Day

Don’t call it a comeback....ok. Call it a comeback. ...

Salty, crunchy, nutty ...

Staged reopening ...

Laid out before you as far as the mind can wander ...

Take it easy ...

Sometimes you have to wait for the good stuff. ...

Every little thing you do is.... ...

Staying in my own little cloud ...

Through thick and thin, for better than or worse... ...

Crocs are the least of your worries ...

Settle in and relax ...

Just sit with it. ...

Springtime freshness ...

SHOOT HER!!! ...

Here she comes. There she goes. ...

The Outward cabbage pose ...

Yea yea ...

Don’t make me say it again ...

Feel the beet from the tambourine, oh Yea! ...

Not fade away ...

....Into the wild blue yonder ...

Sometimes you feel like a nutter... ...

You won’t believe your ears ...

Just give me the check! ...

Pardon me ...

Thar she blows ...

All we are is dust in the wind ...

Springtime sprouts are the sweetest ...

With Free overnight delivery ...

It’s not easy being this cute ...

Saturday morning cartoons taught us ONE thing to fear above all... ...

I’m sorry Sir. We lost him. ...

Treat yourself to a little something extra today. ...

Oh Oo oh oh oo oh ooooooh ...

It’s creepy and it’s crawly ...

Are you frozen...too? ...

Moded, corroded, your butt exploded ...

Walking in a winter wonderland ...

All the farts from the first season... back to back to back to back..... ...

Looking for fun and feeling groovy ...

Do not go gentle into that good night... ...

From down where the pressure weighs heavy and no light shines... ...

Tripping down the cobblestones. ....feelin’ groovy. ...

The gift that lingers ...

Happy season’s greetings! ...

God bless us, every one. ...

You can claim you don’t remember but everyone knows the truth here. ...

Let this sad clown bring a smile to your face. ...

Sweet little sentiments to let you know I care. ...

The third pea in the pod can’t be held back. ...